inthetags:

Writers, reblog and put in the tags a vague synopsis of a WIP you currently have.

kumboochies:

What kind of drunk are you?

Sad/crys

Mean/aggressive, short fuse

Fun/down for anything, dances

Chill/falls asleep, vibes

Wild/gets naked, steals cars, etc

I don’t drink or have never been drunk

Other(please put in tags, i’m nosey)

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

for real shoutout to jars of minced garlic. i would straight up never cook if i didnt have pre-minced garlic

some people bitch about stuff like that & say its for people who cant cook or its not as good but honestly. i dont have a lot of energy at the end of the day. i am not very skilled in the kitchen. & i get overwhelmed by things that have lots of steps. things like pre-minced garlic allow me to make Real Food for my family bc it cuts out extra prep work & washing that would otherwise scare me away from a recipe. & the end result tastes good. dont worry about pretentious peoples opinions. take shortcuts. use jarred garlic

This! This is the post that inspired me to get pre-minced garlic.

I went to the supermarket days later to grab a jar and for the first few days it was great. Easy delicious garlic ready whenever … until days later when I tried pulling out a squeeze bottle next to it. The jar flew out of my fridge and smashed on the kitchen floor. I threw out the large pieces of glass but fearing there were shards mixed with the vegetable chunks, I vacuumed the rest…..I vacuumed a jars-worth of fresh foul garlic into a vacuum deposit built into the walls.

The house was rank for 5 days and only I knew why. …I bought another jar a week later.

gayelectro:

randomslasher:

ciatri:

3fluffies:

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

flowers-but-gay:

af-40:

fish-that-yells:

prismatic-bell:

luwha:

wizardofgrace:

luwha:

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

MANUAL BLAZE MODE GO

….am I allowed to say “whovians, grab your TARDISes?” You know how it is.

Tumblr loves doing this.  I tried to make a post about the ads that showed actual human penises in them, with screenshots, and it was taken down for violating community guidelines…. unlike the ad, I guess?

spindrifters:

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

theamazingfeeling:

Grocery shopping appreciation post 🛒

Originally posted by tacomel420

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